kubissimo

no bo generalnie, to mialem otwierac tu butelke szampana, ze w ramach egzaminow ide jak burza i nie schodze ponizej maksimum, a tu error - zamiast spodziewanych 30 punktow tylko 24. i nawet nie wiem dokladnie czy w przeliczeniu na "zlote polskie" to jeszcze jest 4, czy juz 3 :/ ehhh. niemniej to trzeci egzamin w ciagu 5 dni i mowie stanowcze BASTA.
w ramach relaksu ide na Ladykillers zostawaiajac Was ze spamem od Wayne'a.

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY.......AND A  CATS DAILY DIARY:

 EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

 7:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
12:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
7:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING ON MASTER'S BED! MY FAVOURITE!

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EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre  little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal......... P r i c k s.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. 
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors, by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time.  In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile b a s t a r d s, I again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair.
Note-to-self: I think I'll try c r a p p i n g under their bed, too. Wonder how long it'll take them to find it?
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. D a m n! Not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "ellergeez." Must learn what the Hell this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He must obviously be a   b l o o d y  half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved. But I can wait; it's only a matter of time...  the  s o n   o f   a   b i t c h.

ja to chyba musze byc wielkim partiota, bo pomimo dwoch egzaminow w pn. i wt., pomimo slonca, ktore zwariowalo i zamienia ulice w potoki cieklego asfaltu, pomimo ogolnego zblazu jechalem przez pol miasta, zeby spelnic obowiazek stawiajac krzyzyk :)
a moglem pojsc na plaze. ehhh

w dowod uznania oczekuje paczki bialo-czerwonych landrynek :)

zeby mnie tu nie obrzucano inwektywani w stylu foto-blog to powiem, ze zdalem jeden egzamin w calosci i to tak na maksymalna liczbe punktow (nie nie, nie chwale sie, wszyscy programowo dostali 30 pkt. Nie wiem tylko po cholere tyle sie uczylem?)
drugi egzamin zdalem w polowie, tzn zdalem czesc pisemna a ustna mam we wtorek, ale ze napisalem przyzwoicie, to jakos sie nie stresuje
trzeci egzamin za to przed chwila zerznalem w calosci i nawet mi nie wstyd :)

do tego dzis jest darmowy koncet Stinga, ale jako zblazowany kubu wcale nie wiem, czy pojde, bo troszku mi sie nie chce
zreszta co moze mi zaspiewac taki Sting, czego ja sam bym nie zaspiewal? ;)
ehhh (wiem, wiem - powtarzam sie)